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Pretty on the skin, ugly from within

this was one of the first ever posts i reblogged on tumblr

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i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??


OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

peed myself OH MY GOD

I’m literally crying omg.

All other ice bucket challengers (including the ever-adorable Chris Pratt) can go home - THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE

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Instead of periods why can’t we just sleep for 5 days straight then after those five days are over we wake up and we have $200,000 and lots of food and those $200,000 and food is given to us by some hot as guy with a six pack and visible jaw line

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i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

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